Size вЂ“ Larger objects attract more attention, meaning theyвЂ™ll have a harder time going unnoticed.

The less your new dildo looks like an actual penis, the better! Still, thereвЂ™s a big difference between a black, veiny dildo and what appears to be a twirly twisted candy dog toy.

Shape вЂ“ There are some obvious limitations here since the discreet dildo needs to be shaped well enough to fit inside your vagina and/or anus.

Generally speaking, there are four main things you should consider when purchasing a dildo marketed as discreet. Sex toy manufacturers use a small variety of methods to try and hide the toyвЂ™s true purpose, but how effective the dildo is at hiding in plain sight really depends on the approach they take for that particular toy. Thankfully, there were at least two towels doubled over on the couch to absorb the liquid *ahem* that was absolutely necessary.Unless you own it, you shouldnвЂ™t be able to tell that a discreet dildo is a dildo simply from looking at it. Probably as much as Charlie would, but with less of that awkward, painful throbbing afterwards. IвЂ™m a self-confessed squirter at the best of times, and this one really made it happen-as expected. The slightly raised nature of the drips also adds another dimension to the overall sensation, and the base is easy to get a grip on to push all the way inside. The Ice Cream Dildo, on the other hand, fills me right up, feels intense, and most importantly it doesnвЂ™t chafe.

A whole side of it is so spiny that it can start to chafe a little too much after a few minutes. While I am in constant awe of Charlie-and it remains to be one of my all-time favourites-thereвЂ™s only so much I can take in one go. The most similar dildo in my collection is Charlie, the red dragon dick. For me, itвЂ™s still pretty girthy, but at least itвЂ™s rounded all over. Now, I really like the shape of this dildo. When I wrap my hand around it and try to squeeze, thereвЂ™s only a tiny bit of leeway with it. If you hold it by the base and wiggle the shaft around, itвЂ™s clear exactly how flexible it is. Initially, the texture is glorious, and most definitely the softest silicone I own as far as sex toys go. This beats having to store it in some cardboard box. The dildo was then presented inside a pink satin drawstring bag, which looked great. When I tore it open, there were small pastel-coloured paper hearts inside that came pouring out. It arrived in a luminous purple futuristic style parcel-certainly the first time IвЂ™ve ever received something so cheerful-looking. The first thing I want to mention about this is packaging. Actually, one of the best items IвЂ™ve seen in the store is the вЂstress vaginaвЂ™, which also looks extremely squishy. Gemma also makes some really adorable squishy silicone butt plugs with a flower design on the end. ThereвЂ™s even a very adorable limited edition Pride version of this. Not that I personally mind, because I fucking love dick, but these styles are great for people who donвЂ™t like phallic-shaped dildos. This one just caught my eye as itвЂ™s so beautifully sparkly and I didnвЂ™t have a dildo that wasnвЂ™t phallic in nature. There are some truly unique designs to choose from. So far, my experience with buying toys via Etsy has been pretty good. This time, IвЂ™m reviewing the most recent sex toy purchase вЂ“ the Ice Cream Dildo from GemsLittlePinkBox over on Etsy.

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